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dommelouis:

harry she died four years ago

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yoncevevo:

teacher: you’re 5 minutes late

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northclackitback:

How did this not win a fucking Oscar

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jesuschristvevo:

tits-clits-and-tayl0rswift:

jesuschristvevo:

are u printed on a popsicle stick? bc ur a joke

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can’t handle these.

your url is making me nervous

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alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard:

you know how the sentence “i never said she stole my money” has a different meaning depending on which word you put the stress on? same is true of “have you ever had sex with a pharaoh?” i’ve been thinkin about that for like 10 minutes now

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unclefather:

when u accidentally open ur front camera and ur sitting there like

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kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

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venusaurphobia:

My view on sex is this: If you want, have it. Great. More room in heaven for me

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